Major Malfunction

Woodstalk t-shirt

MM Freaks — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 17:40:38 +0000

Our man Killer Napkins is one troubled soul. His deep look into Woodstock’s mischievous nature (or is it just into a mirror) reveals one of the most over-the-top mashups in the history of whatever it is we do. I mean where does he come up with this stuff?? The only thing missing are the fava beans and a glass of chianti. And just in time for the annual showing of “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”. The bird’s got more than jack-o-lanterns on his mind and poor Snoopy pays the ultimate price.

Printed on our own custom long-thread, soft-as-butter-left-out-on-the-counter-all-day, carded cotton t-shirts.

Turtle Soup t-shirt

MM Freaks — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:20:34 +0000

A delicacy in parts of the world, the ultimate punishment in others. In case you needed a reason to stay on your master’s good side, this genius, twisted and richly detailed portrayal of the potential consequence otherwise should keep you on the straight and narrow. Cowabunga indeed! Printed on our own custom long-thread, soft-as-a-baby’s-bottom, carded READ MORE

Eds Behead t-shirt

MM Freaks — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 16:30:38 +0000

What is it about names that rhyme with ‘dead’ that bring out the strangeness in people… and makes them want to play with sharp objects? We decided to explore the theme and this epic Ed(ward)/Fred(die) mash-up is the result. The big winner in all of this… you! You get to walk the streets in this masterpiece simultaneously highlighting your good taste and twisted mind. The big loser… Jason (which doesn’t rhyme at all), though we like to think he had it coming.

Had we not limited this exercise to humans Mr. Ed surely would have made the cut. Though a beheaded horse would confuse the metaphor… we’ll save that one for a Godfather riff.

Printed on our own custom long-thread, soft-as-satin, carded cotton t-shirts.

Angry Clown t-shirt

MM Freaks — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 17:03:21 +0000

It’s no wonder he calls himself Nick Automatic… our man Nicolo (Nimor) has created another masterpiece. He’s one angry clown (and the graphic’s pretty mean too – haha). Don’t you be pound foolish and pass up a chance to own one of these Pennywise-in-a-box-of-guts nuggets. If that ain’t a mouthful… Printed on our own custom READ MORE

Mad Cow t-shirt

MM Freaks — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 20:30:39 +0000

What’s the opposite of vegan? Eating meat-eating meat, that’s what. Our man Killer Napkins’ take on mad-cow disease. We know, the testing line for mad-artist disease starts right behind him. Go ahead, wear it to Five Guys, we dare you! Print on our own custom custom t-shirts made of the finest long-yarn carded cotton we READ MORE

Possessed Plumber t-shirt

MM Freaks — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 20:22:18 +0000

Our featured artist Nicolo Nimor mixes one part twisted imagination with two parts illustrative genius to make this one-of-a-kind collector’s dream. Some of our customers frame these gems never having worn them. Our suggestion… buy two! Thirteen vivid print colors on the supple cotton jersey of American Apparel. We could go on and on but READ MORE

Sid’s Toys t-shirt

MM Freaks — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 19:58:54 +0000

It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an arm. Another brilliant offering from our featured artist – Nicolo (yes, Nimor). As you can tell from this one, our boy is working through some deep-rooted issues. Yes, he’s got some stories to tell and because of the whole 1000-word thing, you’re the beneficiary. Frame it or wear it, the difficult choice is yours.

Twelve mind-blowing colors printed on the 30-second-microwaved-butter-like jersey of American Apparel.